Captain’s Log, Stardate 542.7

Published on 27 May 2025 at 16:16

Exes continue futile “Breadcrumb Trail” and “Ghost Protocol” maneuvers, games logged and immediately discarded. Attempts at “Love Bombardment” fizzled on impact. Midnight meme launches intercepted and jettisoned. Status: unbothered. Starship Self-Respect cruises unchallenged. Over and out.

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