You know, with Trump in office, I’ve realized anything is possible in America now. Think about it, we literally have a felon president. At this point, you could roll out of bed, put on Crocs, and become Secretary of State.
So, I’ve decided to chase my American dream too. I’m starting a new non-profit called, "Nipples for Veterans".
Why? Because if the Republican Party can rally behind Trump, they can definitely get behind nipples. It’s bipartisan, it’s patriotic, and hey.. under Republican standards of Christianity.....it's Christian. If a conman can run the country, surely I can run a national nipple movement.
Applications open soon. We accept donations… in cash, crypto, or gently used nipple warmers.
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